date...

Apr. 4th, 2003 07:52 am
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So as dates go I think we could probably count that one a success. So the film we wanted to see had actually finished the previous day, and when we picked another one a little later and went to find dinner while we waited we ended up taking too long over a rather nice meal and missing the film. But hey, it was more the company than the film I was interested in anyway. Went back to his for coffee instead, and had an absolutely lovely lovely lovely evening.

... and if you had a party bag from Simes' birthday party: beware! The unlabelled yellow condoms are banana flavour. At least the mint ones have the decency to warn you on the labelling.

Date: 2003-04-04 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoiho.livejournal.com
At least the mint ones have the decency to warn you on the labelling.

Warning or no, they still make one's knob look weirdly, gangrenously, diseased.

.

Date: 2003-04-04 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
Coloured condoms: bad idea. Green and black especially. Yellow isn't much better.
Flavoured condoms: bad idea. They all taste of lube. Slightly oddly flavoured lube, but lube, nonetheless.
And what's with glow-in-dark? How's that going to help, eh? Eh?

Date: 2003-04-04 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoiho.livejournal.com
Coloured condoms: bad idea

Coloured Coldoms: brought to you by the type of person that drinks in Theme Bars!

Pubs are inherently good, sex is inherently good: they don't need to be tarted up, coloured and fruit-flavoured and generally be made "FUN", FFS!

Date: 2003-04-04 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
If you do wish to tart up sex, I think jam or chocolate sauce are the way to go.
I still have two whisky-flavoured condoms, you know. I suspect they're out of date, but even if they were in date I wouldn't use them for fear of what whisky-flavoured lube tastes like. Or the thought of alcohol on mucous membranes...

Date: 2003-04-04 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
The point about dressing up is to get undressed again, which is lots of fun.

I wonder if I'll ever fit in my leather trousers again?

Date: 2003-04-04 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
Well, depends on which sort of dressing up... Some of it doens't necessarily have to come off, so to speak...

Good point.
I may try the trousers on tonight. You never know, they may still just fit, for Cambridge!

Don't hold your breath though, folks. I know I won't.

Date: 2003-04-04 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoiho.livejournal.com
I still have two whisky-flavoured condoms, you know

Really? I'm touched.
Or something...

Date: 2003-04-04 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brrm.livejournal.com
<BANG!>

(sorry)

Date: 2003-04-04 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brrm.livejournal.com
Unless I'm misremembering, didn't it originate on ox.*?

Date: 2003-04-04 03:48 am (UTC)
ext_44: (treguard)
From: [identity profile] jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com
ox.colleges.keble is ingrained onto my mind as if a tattoo and I can't remember <BANG!> in the least. Maybe it was just not contemperaneous with my time.

I wore my <pred>...</pred> T-shirt this weekend. Still the prediest.

Date: 2003-04-04 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rejs.livejournal.com
It might have been after your time. Stuart Adamson and Emma-Jane Seddon were responsible for it all, I believe.

She once proposed to both imc and myself in the middle of an ockthread, you know.

Date: 2003-04-04 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ottah.livejournal.com
should have warned people about the colours...not keen on them but they were pretty and all i could arrange in suitable numbers in very little time.

Date: 2003-04-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoiho.livejournal.com
some find it a little disconcerting

Not me. Fortunately...

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