Big, Hairy and Poorly Documented...

[lnr]

If you had to document me, what you would mention? Read comments first, or you'll all be mentioning the pink hair. Would be nice to get lots of different things. Can be as trivial as you like.

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LNR technical support manual.

Getting Started.

Congratulations on your purchase of the limited edition LNR mark 1. Before you start to enjoy this unique and advanced example of Yorkshire engineering, here are a few safety and maintenance precautions that will prolong the working life of your purchase and enhance your pleasure in the ownership, use and display of your LNR.

• This product operates within a narrow temperature range and must be supplied with a high-TOG duvet for at least nine hours in every 24-hour period.
• Wash separately, as the pink dye may run.
• Ply with chocolate at regular intervals.

To be continued... This is very silly and will probably get even sillier.