All in good taste?

These are genuine snippets copied and pasted from postmaster's spam over the weekend. Re-ordered just a *little* for greatest comic effect.

did you see our email from last week?
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New Computer Task Chair
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Custom Reusable Bags
Two-Way Language Translator
LED flood light
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No Deposit Bonus