trousers of time

If I weren't so pissed off waiting for these to arrive this would be really funny. Apparently the other pair are actually out of stock, and they've already cancelled another item completely because it's not available.

Ezio, at the junction, tonight, two spare tickets

BTW if anyone fancies seeing Ezio at the Junction in Cambridge tonight I have two tickets going spare, due to being too full of cold to go out in this weather. Any offer, no matter how trivial, secures. Collect from Great Shelford

Ah well, never mind, in the bin they go.