All in good taste?

[lnr]

These are genuine snippets copied and pasted from postmaster's spam over the weekend. Re-ordered just a *little* for greatest comic effect.

did you see our email from last week?
revolutionize your s-e-x life
New Computer Task Chair
25 Free Spins
customize the mould
lead shielding
Custom Reusable Bags
Two-Way Language Translator
LED flood light
Earn High Commissions as a Partner
Effortless Cleaning
No Deposit Bonus

Comments

[emperor]

I mean, after all that lot, you would rather need the effortless cleaning! :)

[bens_dad]

I remember a revolving chair with a seat that screwed off after about 25 spins !

[nou]

I would like 25 spins in the computer chair, please!

[lnr]

*laughs*

I'd try mine, but my home office is so small that the back of the chair bumps into the desk if I try to spin.

[sphyg]

You should publish this as flash fiction ;)