Passport counter-signatory dance - help!

Hmm, I need to find someone who:

• Has known me for at least 2 years
• Can identify Matthew
• Has a current British or Irish passport (and can find the passport number)
• Is not related to me by birth or marriage
• Is on the passport office's list of people in a profession or of good community standing

Anyone immediately want to volunteer? It would probably help if you live near enough to sign it in person too, though we could use the post if absolutely necessary.

I also need to get passport photos done, but that's another issue!