*giggle*

14:54 < Ben>              EPISODE VII: ATTACK OF THE OVERDRAFT
14:55 < Ben>             It is a dark time for the New Republic.
14:55 < Ben>           George Lucas has run out of money again, and
14:55 < Ben>             needs to rehash other films to fund his
14:55 < Ben>      Skywalker ranch extension. Obi Wan Kenobi has been called
14:55 < Ben> (you have to hum the tune)
14:55 < Ben>          in to make good on his payments and it looks like
14:55 < Ben>           they're going to resurrect Qui Gon Ginn as well
14:56 < Ben>              as Yoda, who disappeared if you remember.
14:56 < Ben> The problem is that your font doesn't get smaller as it goes up
             the screen.