I think "Auntie Ellie" is the one I'd pick by default, but we'll see what they come up with.

My cousin Jake (about 8, with a baby brother who is lactose intolerant) was taking great delight on Friday in telling Steph about exploding pooey nappies.

Thanks all for the congratulations. I'm just really pleased it all went so (comparatively) quickly in the end, given how slow it's been all week.