They seem to have more or less got the hang of alcohol free lager which isn't all that much worse than the real thing, shame they don't seem to have managed it with wine or real beer.

Tell me about it. I actually like(d) the taste of both wine and beer; I just found the effects were making me even *more* paranoid about my behaviour than I normally am, which given I'm fairly jumpy at the best of times wasn't very much fun for either myself or anyone else... (The only way I found to get over that was to drink more; that has its own set of problems, though.)

Anyway, though: there's very few good non-sweet soft drinks, I've found. Cranberry juice is nice; grapefruit too sour for me (at least, as a regular thing), and if I start drinking Coke or whatever, either the caffeine or the sugar is going to make me hyper (Diet Coke just gives me murderous headaches). I think this is a clearcase of There Should Be A Website For... but I don't know of one. Anyone got any ideas?